1 00:00:06,906 --> 00:00:07,873 - Oh, hello, dear. 2 00:00:07,874 --> 00:00:09,742 - Hi, sweetheart. - Hi, Dad. 3 00:00:09,743 --> 00:00:10,709 - Hi, son. 4 00:00:10,710 --> 00:00:11,643 How was your day? 5 00:00:11,644 --> 00:00:12,177 - Oh, fine. 6 00:00:12,178 --> 00:00:13,812 Nothing unusual. 7 00:00:13,813 --> 00:00:16,148 - There were some men here when I got home from school today. 8 00:00:16,149 --> 00:00:17,983 They fixed the telephone. - Really? 9 00:00:17,984 --> 00:00:18,917 What was wrong with it? 10 00:00:18,918 --> 00:00:20,386 - Nothing. 11 00:00:20,387 --> 00:00:22,388 Only now you can call anywhere in the United States 12 00:00:22,389 --> 00:00:24,189 without going through the operator. 13 00:00:24,190 --> 00:00:25,591 - It works swell. 14 00:00:25,592 --> 00:00:28,360 Like, if you want to call Aunt Sally in New York, 15 00:00:28,361 --> 00:00:31,563 you just dial a number, then you dial your regular number, 16 00:00:31,564 --> 00:00:34,867 and the phone goes didly, didly, didly. 17 00:00:34,868 --> 00:00:37,736 - We live in a wonderful world. 18 00:00:37,737 --> 00:00:41,908 - Aunt Sally was sure surprised to hear my voice. 19 00:00:48,915 --> 00:00:50,850 [theme music] 20 00:01:12,639 --> 00:01:15,140 - Thank you, Mrs. Wilson. 21 00:01:15,141 --> 00:01:16,475 - Oh, thank you, my dear. 22 00:01:16,476 --> 00:01:21,313 Oh, I think I'll have two just to celebrate. 23 00:01:21,314 --> 00:01:23,148 - My goodness, Mr. Wilson, I'd celebrate too 24 00:01:23,149 --> 00:01:26,118 if someone offered me $2,000 for a coin collection. 25 00:01:26,119 --> 00:01:30,289 - Well, I simply can't quite get over it. 26 00:01:30,290 --> 00:01:33,425 I merely put an ad in that coin collector's magazine. 27 00:01:33,426 --> 00:01:35,427 - And the next thing George knew, he 28 00:01:35,428 --> 00:01:37,696 had a call from this Mr. Sheldon from upstate 29 00:01:37,697 --> 00:01:40,466 saying he was coming down tomorrow afternoon. 30 00:01:40,467 --> 00:01:43,369 - Well, $2,000 certainly is a lot of money, Mr. Wilson. 31 00:01:43,370 --> 00:01:44,536 But aren't you afraid you're going 32 00:01:44,537 --> 00:01:46,171 to miss looking at your collection? 33 00:01:46,172 --> 00:01:48,374 - Well, if I get lonely, Mitchell, 34 00:01:48,375 --> 00:01:54,680 I always figure I can stare at the $2,000. 35 00:01:54,681 --> 00:01:56,016 [door closing] 36 00:01:56,116 --> 00:01:57,316 - Hi. 37 00:01:57,317 --> 00:01:58,317 Is it time for the fortune cookies yet? 38 00:01:58,318 --> 00:01:59,885 - Of course it is, dear. 39 00:01:59,886 --> 00:02:02,054 I almost forgot about them. 40 00:02:02,055 --> 00:02:03,922 - Are your hands clean, young man? 41 00:02:03,923 --> 00:02:04,823 - One of them is. 42 00:02:04,824 --> 00:02:06,291 I've been saving it. 43 00:02:06,292 --> 00:02:09,094 - There's nothing like learning to save at an early age. 44 00:02:09,095 --> 00:02:10,095 - Hi, Mr. Wilson. 45 00:02:10,096 --> 00:02:11,697 - Well, hello there, Dennis. 46 00:02:11,698 --> 00:02:15,234 - Jeepers, aren't you all excited about getting a fortune cookie? 47 00:02:15,235 --> 00:02:17,069 - Dennis, it's a wonder I've managed 48 00:02:17,070 --> 00:02:20,839 to contain myself this long. 49 00:02:20,840 --> 00:02:22,107 - Alice, you're first. 50 00:02:22,108 --> 00:02:23,842 - All right. 51 00:02:23,843 --> 00:02:27,646 You are thinking of buying yourself something you desire. 52 00:02:27,647 --> 00:02:29,682 Hesitate no longer. 53 00:02:29,683 --> 00:02:31,483 Isn't that nice? 54 00:02:31,484 --> 00:02:35,487 - Stabbed in the back by a fortune cookie. 55 00:02:35,488 --> 00:02:39,358 - Enjoy the woods but get not lost in the forest. 56 00:02:39,359 --> 00:02:40,926 Now how do you suppose they knew I 57 00:02:40,927 --> 00:02:43,529 was planning to play golf tomorrow? 58 00:02:43,530 --> 00:02:44,663 - Jeepers, Dad. 59 00:02:44,664 --> 00:02:47,466 Maybe it means we're going on a camping trip. 60 00:02:47,467 --> 00:02:48,567 - Quick. 61 00:02:48,568 --> 00:02:51,136 Somebody open another fortune cookie. 62 00:02:51,137 --> 00:02:55,008 - Your thriftiness makes a loved one happy. 63 00:02:55,108 --> 00:02:57,109 I think I liked Alice's better. 64 00:02:57,110 --> 00:02:57,943 - I've got an idea. 65 00:02:57,944 --> 00:02:58,911 Why don't you exchange? 66 00:02:58,912 --> 00:03:01,146 - Oh, no you don't. 67 00:03:01,147 --> 00:03:02,081 - Gee, Mr. Wilson. 68 00:03:02,082 --> 00:03:03,082 It's your turn. 69 00:03:03,083 --> 00:03:04,784 - Oh, my turn. All right. 70 00:03:10,056 --> 00:03:13,425 Beware of tomorrow. 71 00:03:13,426 --> 00:03:14,126 - Uh oh. 72 00:03:14,127 --> 00:03:16,628 - Oh, isn't that silly? 73 00:03:16,629 --> 00:03:19,131 - I wouldn't take those fortune cookies too seriously. 74 00:03:19,132 --> 00:03:20,766 - Well, this one doesn't count anyway. 75 00:03:20,767 --> 00:03:22,801 It's stale. 76 00:03:22,802 --> 00:03:25,404 - Dennis, you haven't opened your fortune cookie yet. 77 00:03:25,405 --> 00:03:27,307 - I've been saving mine for last. 78 00:03:31,244 --> 00:03:36,081 The time has come for you and your friends 79 00:03:36,082 --> 00:03:38,817 to help a friend in trouble. 80 00:03:38,818 --> 00:03:40,152 Jeepers, Mr. Wilson. 81 00:03:40,153 --> 00:03:42,955 That friend in trouble must mean you. 82 00:03:42,956 --> 00:03:45,157 - Dennis, the only time I am in trouble 83 00:03:45,158 --> 00:03:49,395 is when you try to help me. 84 00:03:49,396 --> 00:03:50,997 - Well, it's time this side of the Ouija board 85 00:03:51,097 --> 00:03:51,897 was getting home. 86 00:03:51,898 --> 00:03:52,865 - Oh, must you, Mitchell? 87 00:03:52,866 --> 00:03:54,133 - Yes. 88 00:03:54,134 --> 00:03:55,567 - Thank you for the lovely tea, Mrs. Wilson. 89 00:03:55,568 --> 00:03:56,969 - You welcome, dear. - And the swell fortune cookies. 90 00:03:56,970 --> 00:03:58,570 - It was very pleasant. - Thank you. 91 00:03:58,571 --> 00:03:59,571 - Bye bye. 92 00:03:59,572 --> 00:04:00,139 - Good bye. 93 00:04:00,140 --> 00:04:02,741 See you later. 94 00:04:02,742 --> 00:04:04,343 - Don't you worry, Mr. Wilson. 95 00:04:04,344 --> 00:04:07,613 I won't let anything bad happen to you tomorrow. 96 00:04:07,614 --> 00:04:08,747 - Well, thank you, Dennis. 97 00:04:08,748 --> 00:04:10,517 Now I can rest easier tonight. 98 00:04:14,754 --> 00:04:17,189 Beware of tomorrow. 99 00:04:17,190 --> 00:04:19,725 Oh, fiddle faddle. 100 00:04:19,726 --> 00:04:21,060 - Hey, Mr. Wilson. 101 00:04:21,061 --> 00:04:22,327 - Hmm? 102 00:04:22,328 --> 00:04:24,263 - Your afternoon paper just came. 103 00:04:24,264 --> 00:04:25,698 - Oh, thank you, Dennis. 104 00:04:25,699 --> 00:04:28,200 - Let's look and see if it says anything more 105 00:04:28,201 --> 00:04:30,703 about your having trouble tomorrow. 106 00:04:30,704 --> 00:04:32,271 - What are you talking about? 107 00:04:32,272 --> 00:04:35,207 - He means your horoscope, dear. 108 00:04:35,208 --> 00:04:37,076 - Dennis, I expect tomorrow to be one 109 00:04:37,077 --> 00:04:39,345 of the most delightful days of my life. 110 00:04:39,346 --> 00:04:42,081 - Then why you afraid to look? 111 00:04:42,082 --> 00:04:43,649 - I am not afraid to look. 112 00:04:43,650 --> 00:04:48,587 It's simply that I don't believe-- oh, what's the use? 113 00:04:48,588 --> 00:04:51,423 All right, all right, I'll-- oh, yes. 114 00:04:51,424 --> 00:04:52,358 Here we are. 115 00:04:52,359 --> 00:04:54,361 Eh, Scorpio, Scorp-- yes. 116 00:04:56,629 --> 00:05:00,065 Well, now how ridiculous can you get? 117 00:05:00,066 --> 00:05:01,367 - What does it say, dear? 118 00:05:01,368 --> 00:05:04,036 - Be extremely careful between the next sun 119 00:05:04,037 --> 00:05:06,505 rise and the next sunset. 120 00:05:06,506 --> 00:05:07,840 - Jeepers, Mr. Wilson. 121 00:05:07,841 --> 00:05:09,742 You're really in for it. 122 00:05:09,743 --> 00:05:10,709 - Oh, now, Dennis-- 123 00:05:10,710 --> 00:05:11,810 - But don't you worry. 124 00:05:11,811 --> 00:05:12,811 Tomorrow's Saturday. 125 00:05:12,812 --> 00:05:15,514 So I can be around all day. 126 00:05:15,515 --> 00:05:17,316 - Oh, joy. 127 00:05:17,317 --> 00:05:19,752 - What sort of trouble do you suppose you're in for? 128 00:05:19,753 --> 00:05:21,353 - I don't know, Dennis. 129 00:05:21,354 --> 00:05:23,889 But as soon as the evil spirits communicate the message to me, 130 00:05:23,890 --> 00:05:26,792 I will let you know. 131 00:05:26,793 --> 00:05:28,260 - I've got a better idea. 132 00:05:28,261 --> 00:05:30,929 Let's go down to the drug store and get you weighed. 133 00:05:30,930 --> 00:05:33,165 - Dennis, I know what I weigh. 134 00:05:33,166 --> 00:05:35,634 - Yeah, but do you know what's on the other side 135 00:05:35,635 --> 00:05:37,436 of that little card? 136 00:05:37,437 --> 00:05:39,138 - Now, Dennis, for the last time, I 137 00:05:39,139 --> 00:05:40,806 am not afraid of what is supposedly 138 00:05:40,807 --> 00:05:42,408 in store for me tomorrow. 139 00:05:42,409 --> 00:05:46,612 - Jeepers, Mr. Wilson, you're about the bravest friend 140 00:05:46,613 --> 00:05:47,580 I've ever had. 141 00:05:53,219 --> 00:06:00,059 - Be extremely careful for-- hey, oh, Martha, 142 00:06:00,060 --> 00:06:02,361 I think I'll go for a little walk. 143 00:06:02,362 --> 00:06:04,229 - Now dear, I hope you're not going 144 00:06:04,230 --> 00:06:07,499 to be concerned about those silly little predictions. 145 00:06:07,500 --> 00:06:10,269 - Martha, I have lived too long to let a little boy's 146 00:06:10,270 --> 00:06:16,208 war of nerves get me all upset over a stale fortune cookie. 147 00:06:16,209 --> 00:06:17,344 I'll see you later. 148 00:06:39,165 --> 00:06:40,266 Oh, good grief. 149 00:06:48,942 --> 00:06:50,275 {\an8}- The best of luck tomorrow. 150 00:06:50,276 --> 00:06:52,845 {\an8}You'll need it to get through the day. 151 00:06:52,846 --> 00:06:53,846 - Gosh. 152 00:06:53,847 --> 00:06:55,314 - Jeepers, Tommy. 153 00:06:55,315 --> 00:06:58,685 Mr. Wilson's even in worse danger than I thought. 154 00:07:06,326 --> 00:07:07,927 - Tommy. TOMMY (ON PHONE): Yeah? 155 00:07:08,028 --> 00:07:10,029 - You all set to start guarding Mr. Wilson's 156 00:07:10,030 --> 00:07:11,563 house in the morning? 157 00:07:11,564 --> 00:07:13,298 - Boy, am I. 158 00:07:13,299 --> 00:07:14,633 - I'll meet you first thing in the morning. 159 00:07:14,634 --> 00:07:18,203 And we'll find some more kids for guard duty, OK? 160 00:07:18,204 --> 00:07:19,338 - OK. 161 00:07:19,339 --> 00:07:21,440 - And, say, Tommy, be sure to bring along 162 00:07:21,441 --> 00:07:24,276 your atomic disintegrater gun too. 163 00:07:24,277 --> 00:07:25,878 - What good would that do? 164 00:07:25,879 --> 00:07:26,712 It's busted. 165 00:07:26,713 --> 00:07:28,280 - Bring it anyway. 166 00:07:28,281 --> 00:07:31,617 Maybe the news hasn't gotten around yet that it's no good. 167 00:07:31,618 --> 00:07:32,519 I'll see ya. 168 00:07:36,890 --> 00:07:41,060 And please watch over mom and dad and Tommy and Margaret 169 00:07:41,061 --> 00:07:43,662 and especially good old Mr. Wilson 170 00:07:43,663 --> 00:07:46,598 because he's supposed to have an awful tomorrow. 171 00:07:46,599 --> 00:07:49,568 Over and out. 172 00:07:49,569 --> 00:07:51,070 - Over and out? 173 00:07:51,071 --> 00:07:53,706 - I heard a police man say it on television when he hung up. 174 00:07:53,707 --> 00:07:57,176 - Well, I doubt if he was speaking on the same network. 175 00:07:57,177 --> 00:08:00,779 Let's hear you sign off in the good old fashioned way. 176 00:08:00,780 --> 00:08:02,381 - OK. 177 00:08:02,382 --> 00:08:03,048 Amen. 178 00:08:03,049 --> 00:08:05,551 - That's better. 179 00:08:05,552 --> 00:08:06,185 - Good night, mom. 180 00:08:06,186 --> 00:08:07,554 - Good night, dear. 181 00:08:13,193 --> 00:08:15,461 - Young man, what's that bump under your covers? 182 00:08:15,462 --> 00:08:16,395 - Bump? 183 00:08:16,396 --> 00:08:18,697 What bump? 184 00:08:18,698 --> 00:08:21,667 - This bump. 185 00:08:21,668 --> 00:08:23,168 - Oh, that bump. 186 00:08:23,169 --> 00:08:27,239 I thought I'd better keep an eye on Mr. Wilson in case 187 00:08:27,240 --> 00:08:29,642 they try to get to him during the night. 188 00:08:37,050 --> 00:08:38,585 [grunting] 189 00:08:41,955 --> 00:08:44,090 [grunting] 190 00:08:47,894 --> 00:08:51,063 - [sighs] What a miserable night. 191 00:08:51,064 --> 00:08:53,399 I didn't fall asleep until 3 o'clock. 192 00:08:53,400 --> 00:08:55,200 Then I had a nightmare about Dennis 193 00:08:55,201 --> 00:08:57,469 stuffing me full of fortune cookies. 194 00:08:57,470 --> 00:09:00,839 - Oh, you poor dear. 195 00:09:00,840 --> 00:09:03,609 - You know, Martha, if I knew how to get hold of Mr. Sheldon, 196 00:09:03,610 --> 00:09:06,779 I'd tell him not to come down here today. 197 00:09:06,780 --> 00:09:08,847 - Oh, George, you're just tired. 198 00:09:08,848 --> 00:09:11,650 Why, yesterday you were all excited about selling your coin 199 00:09:11,651 --> 00:09:12,518 collection. 200 00:09:12,519 --> 00:09:13,719 - Oh, I still am. 201 00:09:13,720 --> 00:09:16,522 It's just that I've about decided this might not 202 00:09:16,523 --> 00:09:19,825 be the best day to complete the transaction. 203 00:09:19,826 --> 00:09:22,027 - George Wilson, I'm surprised at you 204 00:09:22,028 --> 00:09:24,329 giving into these silly predictions like this. 205 00:09:24,330 --> 00:09:26,832 - Well, Martha, that's not true. 206 00:09:26,833 --> 00:09:28,434 Didn't I get up this morning even 207 00:09:28,435 --> 00:09:30,202 though that magazine on astrology 208 00:09:30,203 --> 00:09:33,172 advised me to stay in bed all day? 209 00:09:33,173 --> 00:09:36,041 - George, forget about that gibberish you've been reading. 210 00:09:36,042 --> 00:09:39,044 You're going to have a perfectly lovely day. 211 00:09:39,045 --> 00:09:41,046 - Oh, you're right, my dear. 212 00:09:41,047 --> 00:09:43,749 Of course I'm going to have a perfectly lovely day. 213 00:09:43,750 --> 00:09:45,451 - That's the spirit, George. 214 00:09:45,452 --> 00:09:46,652 - Oh. 215 00:09:46,653 --> 00:09:48,053 - George, are you all right? 216 00:09:48,054 --> 00:09:49,455 - Confound chair. 217 00:09:49,456 --> 00:09:50,756 You see, Martha? 218 00:09:50,757 --> 00:09:51,657 You see? 219 00:09:51,658 --> 00:09:53,125 It's starting already. 220 00:09:53,126 --> 00:09:54,426 - Oh, George, anyone would put a-- 221 00:09:54,427 --> 00:09:56,729 DENNIS (OFFSCREEN): Hup two, three, four. 222 00:09:56,730 --> 00:09:58,664 Hup, two, three, four. 223 00:09:58,665 --> 00:10:00,599 Hup, two, three four. 224 00:10:00,600 --> 00:10:08,107 Hup, two, three, four. 225 00:10:08,108 --> 00:10:10,042 Margaret, you're out of step. 226 00:10:10,043 --> 00:10:11,076 - I am not. 227 00:10:11,077 --> 00:10:12,277 Everybody else is. 228 00:10:12,278 --> 00:10:13,679 - Oh. 229 00:10:13,680 --> 00:10:15,214 Hup, two, three, four-- 230 00:10:15,215 --> 00:10:17,683 - It's only Dennis and his friends playing soldier, dear. 231 00:10:17,684 --> 00:10:19,184 - Oh. 232 00:10:19,185 --> 00:10:20,486 Well, I wish they'd hurry up and get shipped overseas. 233 00:10:20,487 --> 00:10:22,955 DENNIS (OFFSCREEN): Hup, two, three, four. 234 00:10:22,956 --> 00:10:25,324 Squad, halt. 235 00:10:25,325 --> 00:10:28,327 Now remember, we're here to protect good old Mr. Wilson. 236 00:10:28,328 --> 00:10:30,662 You guard the front door, Private. 237 00:10:30,663 --> 00:10:31,764 - Aye, aye, sir. 238 00:10:31,765 --> 00:10:34,400 - Seymour, aye, aye, is Navy talk. 239 00:10:34,401 --> 00:10:35,601 - That's OK. 240 00:10:35,602 --> 00:10:37,903 I'm using a water gun. 241 00:10:37,904 --> 00:10:39,872 - Squad, attention. 242 00:10:39,873 --> 00:10:43,208 Forward march. 243 00:10:43,209 --> 00:10:45,744 To the rear, march. 244 00:10:45,745 --> 00:10:47,713 - Girls. 245 00:10:47,714 --> 00:10:49,682 Forward, march. 246 00:10:49,683 --> 00:10:57,556 Hup, two, three, four. 247 00:10:57,557 --> 00:10:58,557 Halt. 248 00:10:58,558 --> 00:10:59,925 - Captain. 249 00:10:59,926 --> 00:11:01,493 - What is it, Private? 250 00:11:01,494 --> 00:11:02,661 - I'm thirsty. 251 00:11:02,662 --> 00:11:05,898 - Well, shoot yourself with your water gun. 252 00:11:05,899 --> 00:11:12,071 - OK. 253 00:11:12,072 --> 00:11:13,238 - You guard out here, Margaret. 254 00:11:13,239 --> 00:11:15,140 - I don't like it out there. 255 00:11:15,141 --> 00:11:17,676 There's nothing to guard but the sidewalk. 256 00:11:17,677 --> 00:11:19,211 - Listen, Margaret. 257 00:11:19,212 --> 00:11:22,581 If you want to be in our army, you've got to obey orders. 258 00:11:22,582 --> 00:11:23,749 - All right, smarty. 259 00:11:23,750 --> 00:11:24,917 I quit. 260 00:11:24,918 --> 00:11:26,485 - You can't quit an army. 261 00:11:26,486 --> 00:11:30,356 You either got to get shot or get a dishonorable discharge. 262 00:11:30,357 --> 00:11:33,092 - I think she ought to be shot. 263 00:11:33,093 --> 00:11:35,094 - Well, it'll have to be in the back. 264 00:11:35,095 --> 00:11:42,002 Good bye. 265 00:11:42,102 --> 00:11:43,003 - Gee, Dennis. 266 00:11:43,103 --> 00:11:45,104 What are we going to do now? 267 00:11:45,105 --> 00:11:47,373 - Well, stand guard, Tommy. 268 00:11:47,374 --> 00:11:49,541 You go see if you can get reinforcements. 269 00:11:49,542 --> 00:12:03,722 - OK. 270 00:12:03,723 --> 00:12:07,626 - Martha, I think I'll go see if the mail has come. 271 00:12:07,627 --> 00:12:09,561 - All right, dear. 272 00:12:09,562 --> 00:12:14,433 [drums] 273 00:12:14,434 --> 00:12:16,402 - Halt. 274 00:12:16,403 --> 00:12:18,604 - Oh, good grief. 275 00:12:18,605 --> 00:12:19,539 - Who goes there? 276 00:12:23,143 --> 00:12:26,779 - Little boy, go home. 277 00:12:26,780 --> 00:12:28,348 Oh, great Scott. 278 00:12:30,650 --> 00:12:33,352 - You're not supposed to shoot him, Seymour. 279 00:12:33,353 --> 00:12:34,953 That's good old Mr. Wilson. 280 00:12:34,954 --> 00:12:37,756 - Dennis, I'm afraid you and your small friend 281 00:12:37,757 --> 00:12:40,192 will have to find somewhere else to play today. 282 00:12:40,193 --> 00:12:41,226 - Oh, we're not playing. 283 00:12:41,227 --> 00:12:43,095 We're guarding you from harm. 284 00:12:43,096 --> 00:12:44,396 - Well, thank you, Dennis. 285 00:12:44,397 --> 00:12:47,366 But that will be quite unnec-- what hit me? 286 00:12:47,367 --> 00:12:49,935 - A shingle fell off the roof. 287 00:12:49,936 --> 00:12:50,936 - Martha. 288 00:12:50,937 --> 00:12:52,138 Oh, Martha. 289 00:12:55,375 --> 00:12:56,475 - How's you're head, dear? 290 00:12:56,476 --> 00:12:57,242 - Huh? 291 00:12:57,243 --> 00:12:59,478 Oh, my head's all right. 292 00:12:59,479 --> 00:13:01,280 - George, why don't you spend some time 293 00:13:01,281 --> 00:13:02,614 with your coin collection? 294 00:13:02,615 --> 00:13:04,216 It'll be the last day you'll have it. 295 00:13:04,217 --> 00:13:07,052 - Martha, I'm afraid to touch my coin collection. 296 00:13:07,053 --> 00:13:09,421 I'm afraid to touch anything today. 297 00:13:09,422 --> 00:13:11,190 I have the most awful premonition 298 00:13:11,191 --> 00:13:14,927 that anything I start will end in complete disaster. 299 00:13:14,928 --> 00:13:17,363 DENNIS (OFFSCREEN): Hey, Mr. Wilson. 300 00:13:17,364 --> 00:13:18,697 - Oh. 301 00:13:18,698 --> 00:13:21,534 And to top it all off, Dennis insists upon guarding me. 302 00:13:25,839 --> 00:13:27,306 What is it, Dennis? 303 00:13:27,307 --> 00:13:31,610 - A mysterious stranger left this for you and ran off. 304 00:13:31,611 --> 00:13:33,245 - Oh, is that so? 305 00:13:33,246 --> 00:13:36,081 - Boy, he sure was mean looking. 306 00:13:36,082 --> 00:13:38,651 - He was even meaner looking than you. 307 00:13:42,088 --> 00:13:46,993 [dog barking] 308 00:13:47,093 --> 00:13:49,728 - What is that animal doing here? 309 00:13:49,729 --> 00:13:52,197 - That's Tiny, our reinforcement. 310 00:13:52,198 --> 00:13:55,300 - It's a friend we borrowed to help guard you. 311 00:13:55,301 --> 00:14:00,439 - Well, you make sure that your friend stays off my flowers. 312 00:14:00,440 --> 00:14:03,876 - You're not just going to open that box, Mr. Wilson? 313 00:14:03,877 --> 00:14:05,244 - And why not? 314 00:14:05,245 --> 00:14:08,248 - Jeepers, have you forgotten what day this is? 315 00:14:09,082 --> 00:14:11,316 - Maybe there's a bomb in it. 316 00:14:11,317 --> 00:14:13,852 - I think I hear a clock ticking. 317 00:14:13,853 --> 00:14:15,821 - I'll get a pan of water. 318 00:14:15,822 --> 00:14:16,889 - Oh, Dennis. 319 00:14:16,890 --> 00:14:18,524 Now you stopping being silly. 320 00:14:18,525 --> 00:14:20,259 A bomb? 321 00:14:20,260 --> 00:14:26,366 Oh, fiddle faddle. Bombs. 322 00:14:29,502 --> 00:14:32,438 - We got lots of bandages at our house. 323 00:14:32,439 --> 00:14:34,406 - Dennis, for the last time, I want 324 00:14:34,407 --> 00:14:37,676 you to take your squad of commandos and go home. 325 00:14:37,677 --> 00:14:40,245 - But my fortune cookie said me and my friends 326 00:14:40,246 --> 00:14:42,648 were supposed to look after you today. 327 00:14:42,649 --> 00:14:44,984 - Well, if you don't stop looking after me, 328 00:14:45,085 --> 00:14:47,920 there won't be anything left to look after. 329 00:14:47,921 --> 00:14:49,188 - OK. 330 00:14:49,189 --> 00:14:51,557 Well, we'll leave Tiny here just in case. 331 00:14:51,558 --> 00:14:53,125 - Uh, all right. 332 00:14:53,126 --> 00:14:56,296 Bye. [sighs] 333 00:15:04,637 --> 00:15:05,571 - What's that, dear? 334 00:15:05,572 --> 00:15:07,272 - Oh, that's just a package, Martha. 335 00:15:07,273 --> 00:15:08,907 - Well, aren't you going to open it? 336 00:15:08,908 --> 00:15:09,775 - Open it? 337 00:15:09,776 --> 00:15:11,076 Oh, yes. 338 00:15:11,077 --> 00:15:12,811 Of course I'll open up it a little later. 339 00:15:12,812 --> 00:15:15,214 - George Wilson what has come over you? 340 00:15:15,215 --> 00:15:16,882 - Oh, nothing, Martha. 341 00:15:16,883 --> 00:15:17,750 It's just-- oh, no. 342 00:15:17,751 --> 00:15:19,918 No, no, no, no, no. 343 00:15:19,919 --> 00:15:20,886 Don't. 344 00:15:20,887 --> 00:15:22,354 - But why? 345 00:15:22,355 --> 00:15:24,857 - Well, for one thing, how do we know what's inside? 346 00:15:24,858 --> 00:15:27,459 I-- it could even be a bomb. 347 00:15:27,460 --> 00:15:28,660 - A bomb? 348 00:15:28,661 --> 00:15:31,897 Oh, really. 349 00:15:31,898 --> 00:15:33,065 - Well, all right, Martha. 350 00:15:33,066 --> 00:15:35,901 If you insist, I'll open it. 351 00:15:35,902 --> 00:15:37,337 Ah. Ahh! 352 00:15:40,273 --> 00:15:44,076 - Why it's my new hat. 353 00:15:44,077 --> 00:15:45,944 How do you like it, dear? 354 00:15:45,945 --> 00:15:48,080 - Oh, it's very nice, Martha. 355 00:15:48,081 --> 00:15:52,751 - George, don't you feel just a little foolish? 356 00:15:52,752 --> 00:15:55,721 - Like the village idiot. 357 00:15:55,722 --> 00:15:58,557 - Now then, why don't you go out and take a nice, quiet walk. 358 00:15:58,558 --> 00:16:01,026 And when you come back, you'll be all relaxed 359 00:16:01,027 --> 00:16:03,662 for your visit with Mr. Sheldon this afternoon. 360 00:16:03,663 --> 00:16:04,730 - All right, my dear. 361 00:16:04,731 --> 00:16:06,933 I'll do just that. 362 00:16:07,033 --> 00:16:08,233 [laughs] 363 00:16:08,234 --> 00:16:10,769 How ridiculous can a grown man get, huh? 364 00:16:10,770 --> 00:16:12,638 - Have a good time, dear. 365 00:16:12,639 --> 00:16:13,772 - I will, Martha. 366 00:16:13,773 --> 00:16:15,040 And you can be sure of one thing. 367 00:16:15,041 --> 00:16:16,909 This is one Scorpio who's not going 368 00:16:16,910 --> 00:16:18,311 to have the rest of his day ruined. 369 00:16:21,047 --> 00:16:23,048 [dog barking] 370 00:16:23,049 --> 00:16:24,583 MR. WILSON (OFFSCREEN): (YELLING) Oh. 371 00:16:24,584 --> 00:16:25,552 Oh, Martha. 372 00:16:37,630 --> 00:16:38,664 - Hello, again. 373 00:16:38,665 --> 00:16:40,532 And thank you, ladies and gentlemen. 374 00:16:40,533 --> 00:16:42,901 It's a pleasure to be back with you. 375 00:16:42,902 --> 00:16:46,705 And now for a look at today's prizes 376 00:16:46,706 --> 00:16:52,144 before we again play our Remember When music quiz. 377 00:16:52,145 --> 00:16:54,480 All righty, are we ready? 378 00:16:54,481 --> 00:17:00,119 Now listen carefully to today's mystery tune of yesterday. 379 00:17:00,120 --> 00:17:06,025 [music playing] 380 00:17:06,026 --> 00:17:08,761 - Hi, Mr. Wilson. - Dennis, please. 381 00:17:08,762 --> 00:17:10,062 I'm listening. 382 00:17:10,063 --> 00:17:14,133 - Remember, the number I call may be yours. 383 00:17:14,134 --> 00:17:16,235 - We brought you some home made fudge, Mr. Wilson. 384 00:17:16,236 --> 00:17:19,571 - Dennis, I thought I asked-- oh, my goodness. 385 00:17:19,572 --> 00:17:24,043 - We would have 386 00:17:24,044 --> 00:17:27,646 but we got all sticky making it. 387 00:17:27,647 --> 00:17:28,781 - Delicious. 388 00:17:28,782 --> 00:17:30,482 But it is sort of gooey isn't it? 389 00:17:30,483 --> 00:17:33,852 - That's because we ran out of sugar and used molasses. 390 00:17:33,853 --> 00:17:40,526 - Well, whatever is in it-- hmm. 391 00:17:40,527 --> 00:17:42,628 Now that song certainly sound familiar. 392 00:17:42,629 --> 00:17:46,566 I have it. 393 00:17:49,936 --> 00:17:52,237 It's-- [garbled] 394 00:17:52,238 --> 00:17:54,206 - What'd you say, Mr. Wilson? 395 00:17:54,207 --> 00:17:56,775 - [garbled] with you. 396 00:17:56,776 --> 00:17:59,111 - Gee, you sound funny, Mr. Wilson. 397 00:17:59,112 --> 00:18:01,046 - Say it again. 398 00:18:01,047 --> 00:18:02,214 - Oh, dear. 399 00:18:02,215 --> 00:18:04,149 - And now for the day's call, which 400 00:18:04,150 --> 00:18:09,422 is going to a Mr. George Wilson at 625 Elm Street. 401 00:18:13,793 --> 00:18:14,626 - That's me. 402 00:18:14,627 --> 00:18:17,062 He's calling me. 403 00:18:17,063 --> 00:18:18,664 - Did you hear that Tommy? 404 00:18:18,665 --> 00:18:19,399 - Oh, boy. 405 00:18:22,802 --> 00:18:24,737 [phone ringing] 406 00:18:24,738 --> 00:18:27,106 - (GARBLED) Hello. 407 00:18:27,107 --> 00:18:29,875 - Is this, uh, Mr. George Wilson? 408 00:18:29,876 --> 00:18:31,143 - (GARBLED) That's right. 409 00:18:31,144 --> 00:18:32,811 - Jeepers, isn't this exciting, Tommy? 410 00:18:32,812 --> 00:18:36,116 - Mr. Wilson, I'm having a bit of trouble understanding you. 411 00:18:38,952 --> 00:18:41,920 - (GARBLED) I'm stuck. 412 00:18:41,921 --> 00:18:44,223 - Try chewing faster, Mr. Wilson. 413 00:18:44,224 --> 00:18:46,592 - Mr. Wilson, this is Mad Cap Madden. 414 00:18:46,593 --> 00:18:50,062 Can you tell me the name of the song I just played? 415 00:18:50,063 --> 00:18:52,598 - [garbled] 416 00:18:52,599 --> 00:18:56,702 - Mr. Wilson, uh, you'll have to speak clearer. 417 00:18:56,703 --> 00:18:58,070 - Swallow, Mr. Wilson. 418 00:18:58,071 --> 00:18:59,238 - (GARBLED) I can't. 419 00:18:59,239 --> 00:19:01,006 - Get some water, Tommy. 420 00:19:01,007 --> 00:19:03,208 - OK. 421 00:19:03,209 --> 00:19:07,012 - Uh, Mr. Wilson, would you please repeat that title? 422 00:19:07,013 --> 00:19:09,916 - [garbled]. 423 00:19:10,016 --> 00:19:12,685 - Did you say something about the flu? 424 00:19:12,686 --> 00:19:16,555 Oh, are you ill, Mr. Wilson? 425 00:19:16,556 --> 00:19:19,758 {\an8}- (GARBLED) Talk to him. - Wait a minute, Mister. 426 00:19:19,759 --> 00:19:22,461 {\an8}Mr. Wilson's stuck together. 427 00:19:22,462 --> 00:19:24,129 {\an8}- And who is this? 428 00:19:24,130 --> 00:19:25,097 {\an8}- I'm Dennis Mitchell. 429 00:19:25,098 --> 00:19:26,265 - Well, I'm sorry, Dennis. 430 00:19:26,266 --> 00:19:28,735 But Mr. Wilson's time is about up. 431 00:19:34,741 --> 00:19:36,308 - (GARBLED) I got it. 432 00:19:36,309 --> 00:19:39,678 I got it. 433 00:19:39,679 --> 00:19:40,679 Read this. 434 00:19:40,680 --> 00:19:42,381 - Wait a minute, Mister. 435 00:19:42,382 --> 00:19:45,584 What's that first word, Mr. Wilson? 436 00:19:45,585 --> 00:19:46,953 - (GARBLED) Sharing. 437 00:19:47,053 --> 00:19:48,955 - I can't read. 438 00:19:49,055 --> 00:19:50,923 - Here I come. 439 00:19:50,924 --> 00:19:55,294 {\an8}I had trouble finding a glass. 440 00:19:55,295 --> 00:19:58,897 {\an8}- He'll be unstuck in a minute, Mister. 441 00:19:58,898 --> 00:20:00,933 - Ah. 442 00:20:00,934 --> 00:20:02,668 Ahem. 443 00:20:02,669 --> 00:20:03,535 Hello? 444 00:20:03,536 --> 00:20:04,737 [bells] 445 00:20:04,738 --> 00:20:07,674 - I'm sorry, Mr. Wilson, but your time is up. 446 00:20:10,643 --> 00:20:12,911 - But I know the answer. 447 00:20:12,912 --> 00:20:14,646 - Better luck next time. 448 00:20:14,647 --> 00:20:19,385 The correct title was "Sharing a Love Seat With You." 449 00:20:19,386 --> 00:20:21,754 - I knew it. 450 00:20:21,755 --> 00:20:25,457 I knew it. 451 00:20:25,458 --> 00:20:28,394 - You sure are having a terrible day, aren't you, Mr. Wilson? 452 00:20:28,395 --> 00:20:31,196 - Would you like to have another piece of candy? 453 00:20:31,197 --> 00:20:34,600 {\an8}- Little boy, go home. 454 00:20:34,601 --> 00:20:36,969 {\an8}[crying] 455 00:20:36,970 --> 00:20:40,939 [door bell] - Hello. 456 00:20:40,940 --> 00:20:44,343 - Hello. 457 00:20:44,344 --> 00:20:46,011 Mr. Wilson, I am Philip Sheldon. 458 00:20:46,012 --> 00:20:48,013 - Oh, Mr. Sheldon, come in. 459 00:20:48,014 --> 00:20:49,415 Come in. 460 00:20:49,416 --> 00:20:49,816 - Thank you. 461 00:20:57,457 --> 00:20:58,824 - Dennis. 462 00:20:58,825 --> 00:21:00,225 Dennis, uh-- 463 00:21:00,226 --> 00:21:01,827 - It's all right, Seymour. 464 00:21:01,828 --> 00:21:05,064 I think Mr. Wilson knows him. 465 00:21:05,065 --> 00:21:06,732 - Well, right this way, Mr. Sheldon. 466 00:21:06,733 --> 00:21:08,067 The collection's right over here. 467 00:21:08,068 --> 00:21:10,436 Children, if you'll excuse us, please. 468 00:21:10,437 --> 00:21:12,738 - Come on, then. 469 00:21:12,739 --> 00:21:15,542 We'll be right outside in case you need us, Mr. Wilson. 470 00:21:19,079 --> 00:21:20,279 - Your children? 471 00:21:20,280 --> 00:21:23,182 - Oh, my goodness, no, Mr. Sheldon. 472 00:21:23,183 --> 00:21:26,085 Now I'm sure that after you've examined the collection-- 473 00:21:26,086 --> 00:21:28,087 - Here you are. 474 00:21:28,088 --> 00:21:29,989 - That's a check for $2,000. 475 00:21:30,090 --> 00:21:31,390 But you haven't even-- 476 00:21:31,391 --> 00:21:33,826 - Mr. Wilson, I consider myself an excellent judge 477 00:21:33,827 --> 00:21:35,094 of character. 478 00:21:35,095 --> 00:21:36,328 I have no doubt that this collection 479 00:21:36,329 --> 00:21:38,564 is precisely as represented. 480 00:21:38,565 --> 00:21:39,732 - Well, my goodness. 481 00:21:39,733 --> 00:21:41,133 That was fast, wasn't it? 482 00:21:41,134 --> 00:21:44,903 My, my, $2,000. 483 00:21:44,904 --> 00:21:45,904 - Psst. 484 00:21:45,905 --> 00:21:47,173 Psst. - Yes? 485 00:21:51,177 --> 00:21:53,145 - That doesn't look like money to me, Mr. Wilson. 486 00:21:53,146 --> 00:21:54,747 - Oh, this isn't money, Dennis. 487 00:21:54,748 --> 00:21:57,383 It's a check for $2,000. 488 00:21:57,384 --> 00:22:02,254 Now, uh, I'll get the collection together for you, Mr. Sheldon. 489 00:22:02,255 --> 00:22:05,557 - I have an uncle who writes toy checks. 490 00:22:05,558 --> 00:22:08,394 - Toy checks. 491 00:22:08,395 --> 00:22:10,130 - Dad says they bounce like a rubber ball. 492 00:22:13,667 --> 00:22:17,403 - What strange misconceptions children get. 493 00:22:17,404 --> 00:22:20,072 - Well, Tommy, when they say a check bounces, 494 00:22:20,073 --> 00:22:22,608 that means it isn't any good. 495 00:22:22,609 --> 00:22:23,677 - Jeepers, it does? 496 00:22:27,280 --> 00:22:32,518 Gee, Mr. Wilson, aren't you even going to drop that check? 497 00:22:32,519 --> 00:22:33,252 - Drop it? 498 00:22:33,253 --> 00:22:35,721 - To see if it bounces? 499 00:22:35,722 --> 00:22:39,491 - I assure you, young man, that that check is perfectly good. 500 00:22:39,492 --> 00:22:40,893 - Of course it is. 501 00:22:40,894 --> 00:22:44,129 - Then how do you know if you haven't tried to bounce it? 502 00:22:44,130 --> 00:22:47,433 - Now, Dennis-- actually the proper way 503 00:22:47,434 --> 00:22:50,602 to make sure a check is good is to call a bank and find out. 504 00:22:50,603 --> 00:22:52,204 And I'm sure that Mr. Sheldon wouldn't 505 00:22:52,205 --> 00:22:53,906 mind if I do just that. 506 00:22:53,907 --> 00:22:54,840 - Well. 507 00:22:54,841 --> 00:22:56,108 - But Mr. Sheldon, I-- 508 00:22:56,109 --> 00:22:57,777 - If that's the way you feel, good bye. 509 00:23:01,481 --> 00:23:02,748 [door slams] 510 00:23:02,749 --> 00:23:06,852 - But--but Mister-- now look what you boys made me do. 511 00:23:06,853 --> 00:23:08,087 [dog barking] 512 00:23:08,088 --> 00:23:09,455 - My collection. 513 00:23:09,456 --> 00:23:11,890 Why that scoundrel took my coin collection. 514 00:23:11,891 --> 00:23:12,891 Oh. 515 00:23:12,892 --> 00:23:19,366 {\an8}[dog barking] 516 00:23:23,503 --> 00:23:26,505 - You see, Mr. Wilson, my fortune cookie said me 517 00:23:26,506 --> 00:23:29,476 and my friends would keep you out of trouble today. 518 00:23:39,886 --> 00:23:43,455 the crook didn't get George's coin collection after all. 519 00:23:43,456 --> 00:23:44,623 - Oh, my goodness. 520 00:23:44,624 --> 00:23:46,825 - Maybe there's something to these fortune cookies 521 00:23:46,826 --> 00:23:47,793 after all. 522 00:23:47,794 --> 00:23:49,128 - Well, maybe so, Mitchell. 523 00:23:49,129 --> 00:23:51,263 But I still decided I'm much happier 524 00:23:51,264 --> 00:23:54,133 not knowing what's in store for me tomorrow. 525 00:23:54,134 --> 00:23:56,201 - Oh, I'm in favor of them myself. 526 00:23:56,202 --> 00:23:57,970 The one I opened yesterday got me 527 00:23:57,971 --> 00:24:01,373 a new dress and shoes to match. 528 00:24:01,374 --> 00:24:03,075 - Hi. 529 00:24:03,076 --> 00:24:04,643 Is it time for the fortune cookies yet? 530 00:24:04,644 --> 00:24:06,578 - I suppose so, dear. 531 00:24:06,579 --> 00:24:09,882 - Say, Mom, is it all right if I invite a little friend 532 00:24:09,883 --> 00:24:12,084 in to have a fortune cookie too? 533 00:24:12,085 --> 00:24:13,452 - Well, of course you could, dear. 534 00:24:13,453 --> 00:24:15,854 But I'm afraid there aren't any left. 535 00:24:15,855 --> 00:24:17,456 - Oh. 536 00:24:17,457 --> 00:24:21,293 Well, Alice, do me a favor and let Dennis' friend have mine. 537 00:24:21,294 --> 00:24:23,829 - Jeepers. Thanks, Mr. Wilson. 538 00:24:23,830 --> 00:24:25,364 It's all right. 539 00:24:25,365 --> 00:24:30,703 You can come on in and have a fortune cookie too, Tiny. 540 00:24:30,704 --> 00:24:33,639 Here, Tiny. 541 00:24:33,640 --> 00:24:36,976 Hey, not the whole cookie. 542 00:24:37,077 --> 00:24:39,912 This is your fortune. 543 00:24:39,913 --> 00:24:42,815 Well, what do you know? 544 00:24:42,816 --> 00:24:44,783 - Well, what does it say? 545 00:24:44,784 --> 00:24:45,951 {\an8}- Beware. 546 00:24:45,952 --> 00:24:49,655 {\an8}You are about to lead a dog's life. 547 00:24:49,656 --> 00:24:50,990 {\an8}Jeepers, Mr. Wilson. 548 00:24:51,091 --> 00:24:53,493 This fortune cookie must be meant for you. 549 00:25:02,902 --> 00:25:05,071 [theme music] 550 00:25:43,243 --> 00:25:45,310 {\an8}MALE SPEAKER (OFFSCREEN): This has been a Screen Gems Film 551 00:25:45,311 --> 00:25:49,582 {\an8}Production from the Hollywood studios of Columbia Pictures.